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I’m dedicating my life to understand why my bf sleeps like a monster and screws up all the covers which requires me to re-make the bed every single night 

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2241-2 (by MICHAE L)
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A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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sucks that einstein was a zionist even though he supported black rights and ghandi was an incestual predator and freak and also racist
so kanye is really just better than both of them

this is known
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chicago missed connections are so much more interesting and poignant than wisconsin’s

like you can talk about more than just sex and drinking at bars ugh

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Tiny hamster enjoying a tiny nutritious lunch
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why did i wake up

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*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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